just how damn cool i am

[volcom inc]

i just thought ide let everyone here know just how damn cool i really am.... new years told the cops whats what.. fought 2 of them and then got stun guned a couple times and then maced and then stomped out .... fought them again at the station a lil bit then fought my cell for almost 5 hours fractured both my elbows and my wrist and still havent missed a day of work cuz thats just how damn tuff i am

2 days later got pulled over by a state troopers cursed off 4 of them told them what was what but they impounded my car and shit but me being as cool as i am i got it out in under an hour i got it so damn fast that i had to wait for the towtruck to deliver it then i beat them for the impound fees cuz once again im just that damn cool

last night was doin 105 drunk not wasted cuz i wouldnt drive wasted got caught doin 105 took all the sobrity tests talked to the cop for about an hour talked my way out of everything and only got unsafe driving

oh by the way i hooked up with 3 diferent hottest bitches this year and i do mean hottest cuz i would never even give a girl that wasnt hottest the honor of touching me

man im on a all time cool spree right now

[1gnasty]

i just thought ide let everyone here know just how damn cool i really am.... new years told the cops whats what.. fought 2 of them and then got stun guned a couple times and then maced and then stomped out .... fought them again at the station a lil bit then fought my cell for almost 5 hours fractured both my elbows and my wrist and still havent missed a day of work cuz thats just how damn tuff i am

2 days later got pulled over by a state troopers cursed off 4 of them told them what was what but they impounded my car and shit but me being as cool as i am i got it out in under an hour i got it so damn fast that i had to wait for the towtruck to deliver it then i beat them for the impound fees cuz once again im just that damn cool

last night was doin 105 drunk not wasted cuz i wouldnt drive wasted got caught doin 105 took all the sobrity tests talked to the cop for about an hour talked my way out of everything and only got unsafe driving

oh by the way i hooked up with 3 diferent hottest bitches this year and i do mean hottest cuz i would never even give a girl that wasnt hottest the honor of touching me

man im on a all time cool spree right nowwho the fuck cares and go back to highschool with insanly unbelievable stories

[1gnasty]

oh shit i forgot to ask you what happen after u woke up :?: :idea:

[gtluke]

he climbed off your mom

[volcom inc]

i dont fuckin lie and i dont fuck around this is how i roll bitch


now dont you feel like a dumbass

http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/3.jpg

[volcom inc]

heres a lile bit more of my 50+ tickets and some charges

im so damn cool oh my goodness you should prolly shut up and dont even reply to me ever again

http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/5.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/6.jpg





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[1gnasty]

he climbed off your mom :?: :?: :?: :?:

[1gnasty]

i dont fuckin lie and i dont fuck around this is how i roll bitch


now dont you feel like a dumbass

http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/daveydanks/3.jpg
hahaha u must be a retard for geting all that shot load of tikets and feel proud of it

[T_K]

omg having 50 tickets and being a stupid fuck is so cool!

what's saddest is that you actually CARE what we think of you, otherwise you wouldn't bother making photos of your tickets.

:roll:

[gtluke]

1gnasty:
you asked,

what happen after u woke up?
- he climbed off your mom.

duh

[90goldtsiawd]

Ok now we know its just some idiot fuckin around.

[AWD 4TW]

Do they not teach kiddies to use capital letters and puntcuation anymore in high school?

Im pretty sure you wouldnt be posting on a website after assaulting police officers either dumb shit, or "fracturing both elbows and your wrist." Stop lyring nobody believes a word you say.

Ill say it again what happend to kicking everyones ass on this website, Mr. E-muscles?

[gtluke]

this guy is totally ripping off my style of not using capitalization. what a newb.

[AWD 4TW]

Since this is the worst thread evar, im gonna make it better.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/555RS/downhillslide.gif

[gtluke]

me too

[volcom inc]

yea having over 50 tickets i must be cool i must be even cooler that ive only paid half of them ..... i must be pretty god damn cool since you think im still lieing and all i do is spit the realest...and ill fight whoever wants to be tuff when i heal and also i care this much . about what anyone here thinks cuz im just like the man and your all mostly peasants... this is just entertaining to me espicially cuz no one can even believe how cool i am even tho i must admit i am pretty damn unbelievably cool... words literally couldnt describe half the shit i do you would just have to be there and witness it first hand

[ss01layinwheel]

yea having over 50 tickets i must be cool i must be even cooler that ive only paid half of them ..... i must be pretty god damn cool since you think im still lieing and all i do is spit the realest...and ill fight whoever wants to be tuff when i heal and also i care this much . about what anyone here thinks cuz im just like the man and your all mostly peasants... this is just entertaining to me espicially cuz no one can even believe how cool i am even tho i must admit i am pretty damn unbelievably cool... words literally couldnt describe half the shit i do you would just have to be there and witness it first hand

so you drive and act like a total bafoon...you want a cookie or somethin?
your actually proud of having a record that shitty and being in that much debt?

do the world a favor and go kill yourself or something

[twizzle]

holy fuck go back to where you came from. you must be the least educated person on this forum. you have got to be a ricer, i just know it.

[volcom inc]

ok heres another reason im so damn cool... all those tickets i have no points ... and who said i was in debt??


and yes i must be the least educated person here thats why i goto the library and study almost everyday ..... thats why i have 8 mathematics books sitting next to me right now .... im probally not only the coolest person on the internet but the smartest to... damn how do i do it

[Adriano]

Can I be your friend, please? I wanna be just like you.

Adriano

[Slow TSI]

:roll:

[volcom inc]

sure adriano that would be just swell

[rotorocker]

can I friend you on myspace? bff's for3ver

[AWD 4TW]

ok heres another reason im so damn cool... all those tickets i have no points ... and who said i was in debt??


and yes i must be the least educated person here thats why i goto the library and study almost everyday ..... thats why i have 8 mathematics books sitting next to me right now .... im probally not only the coolest person on the internet but the smartest to... damn how do i do it

Real smart people dont need to study. You go to the library everyday cause sophmore math is too hard for you. Shit head. Again i will ask what happend to kicking everyones ass? Hmmm E-thug.

[90goldtsiawd]

ok heres another reason im so damn cool... all those tickets i have no points ... and who said i was in debt??


and yes i must be the least educated person here thats why i goto the library and study almost everyday ..... thats why i have 8 mathematics books sitting next to me right now .... im probally not only the coolest person on the internet but the smartest to... damn how do i do it

Your name wouldn't happen to be John Nouri would it?

[1gnasty]

1gnasty:
you asked,

what happen after u woke up?
- he climbed off your mom.

duh :shock: so that is what cool people does

[1gnasty]

1gnasty:
you asked,

what happen after u woke up?
- he climbed off your mom.

duh :shock: so that is what cool people does
by the way luke u suck at life :lol:

[rotorocker]

you quoted yourself :lol:

[volcom inc]

yea roto that would be great ..... lets go for a walk on the beach

[1gnasty]

you quoted yourself :lol:i know that was the point :lol: :lol:

[CHRIS]

ok heres another reason im so damn cool... all those tickets i have no points ... and who said i was in debt??


and yes i must be the least educated person here thats why i goto the library and study almost everyday ..... thats why i have 8 mathematics books sitting next to me right now .... im probally not only the coolest person on the internet but the smartest to... damn how do i do it

Your name wouldn't happen to be John Nouri would it?

dick smack

[rotorocker]

only if we can go to pt. pleasant

[90goldtsiawd]

ok heres another reason im so damn cool... all those tickets i have no points ... and who said i was in debt??


and yes i must be the least educated person here thats why i goto the library and study almost everyday ..... thats why i have 8 mathematics books sitting next to me right now .... im probally not only the coolest person on the internet but the smartest to... damn how do i do it

Your name wouldn't happen to be John Nouri would it?

dick smack :lol:

[volcom inc]

i like walks on the beach in bayhead better its more romantic

[AWD 4TW]

i like walks on the beach in bayhead better its more romantic

This has to be college dropout, nobody else is this dumb or homosexual.

[9520G]

Well I have a clue, by the user name it's obviously someone that likes skateboarding,surfing etc. and not taebo.

[whiteturbo]

BAMF

[CHRIS]

his first name showed up on one ticket, Andrew Gunning

if thats not his name then he found the picture of the stack of tickets online somewhere

[iboostdoyou]

no, thats the name of the complaining witness, not the defendant.

[iboostdoyou]

from what I can tell his name is David P. Trajan or something like that. It doesnt matter regardless though

[CHRIS]

oh oh, my bad. luckily its been a while since i got any tickets

[JessGST]

Can you please refrain from driving drunk, since you live right near me. I really don't want don't want me or anyone else in my family getting killed just because you think you're cool.

Thanks.

[97shitsu]

+1!!! if your so cool and live in springlake howcome ive never seen your car??? i know it must be too fast and furious for me catch a glimps!!! :roll: and for you to do anything like you said in wall!, and live to tell about it! i highly doubt it. you either gave head to the whole police force or it never happened!

[lithium]

+1!!! if your so cool and live in springlake howcome ive never seen your car??? i know it must be too fast and furious for me catch a glimps!!! :roll: and for you to do anything like you said in wall!, and live to tell about it! i highly doubt it. you either gave head to the whole police force or it never happened!

Spring Lake kids don't drive DSMs, their parents buy them those little Mercedes or Volvos.

[97shitsu]

yeah i know i see all the little bastards everyday! there was a kid with a nice 2g here for awile! def. not this asshat! the way he sounds though i would think he lived in SL! sounds like all the other spoiled babies here!

[shane]

was it a red 2g talon with black rims?

[97shitsu]

no silver. although i have seen a red one.

[shane]

just wondering because i sold my car to some kid near lbi and was kinda wondering if its still around, or just another part out car.