Attention NJDSM:

[AWD 4TW]

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[CollegeDropout]

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[CollegeDropout]

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[CollegeDropout]

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[90goldtsiawd]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Nate Crisman]

so does insurance pay out $23,000 on a $5000 car with $5000 motor? :(

[AWD 4TW]

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[AWD 4TW]

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[AWD 4TW]

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Hahahaha i had too dude.

[Utah Joe]

No wonder why he was talking about buying an awd vehicle.

[CollegeDropout]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c152/awdaddiction/joeosama2.jpg

[1gnasty]

dammmm that shit was hit hard as hell

[BigT]

aren't you guys his friends? :lol:

[CollegeDropout]

aren't you guys his friends? :lol:

yea, we're just rippin on him, i gave him plenty of shit for it last night but he was probably to drunk to remember. he ripped on me 10x more when i crashed so its payback time, lol

[T_K]

Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

[AWD 4TW]

Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

Guardrail jumped outta no where.

[CollegeDropout]

Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

we'll let joe explain after the shock from this thread dies down :lol:

[T_K]

I thought I had it bad, the other day I didn't see a curb (poor night vision) and needed two front tires and one inner tie rod end for my N/T. But that's just.. I'd cry if I ever saw my car like that.

[1gnasty]

[quote="T_K":1vt1mj7b]Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

Guardrail jumped outta no where.[/quote:1vt1mj7b]
god dam gardrail always running around

[CollegeDropout]

[quote="T_K":18hluquq]Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

Guardrail jumped outta no where.
god dam gardrail always running arrownd[/quote:18hluquq]

lol omg juan, its spelled AROUND lol

[1gnasty]

[quote="T_K":3ahklcjl]Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

Guardrail jumped outta no where.
god dam gardrail always running arrownd

lol omg juan, its spelled AROUND lol[/quote:3ahklcjl]
dropout u are gay spell that u fagot

[CollegeDropout]

dropout u are gay spell that u fagot

haha, my mission in life is to teach you correct english

[T_K]

[quote="T_K":23989a3w]Oh snap! :?

How did that happen?

Guardrail jumped outta no where.
god dam gardrail always running arrownd

lol omg juan, its spelled AROUND lol
dropout u are gay spell that u fagot[/quote:23989a3w]

it's "faggot" :lol:

[AWD 4TW]

dropout u are gay spell that u fagot

Faggot, hahah

[1gnasty]

dropout u are gay spell that u fagot

haha, my mission in life is to teach you correct english
hahaha u ass hat,mines is to bang ur girl,if u have one

[1gnasty]

dropout u are gay spell that u fagot

Faggot, hahah
i mean to do that

[CollegeDropout]

hahaha u ass hat,mines is to bang ur girk,if u have one

whats a girk

[rotorocker]

what the hell is a girk?

[Monger]

fuckin christ what a waste. hell of a parts car though! :lol:

[1gnasty]

hahaha u ass hat,mines is to bang ur girk,if u have one

whats a girkdam i keep fucking up :oops:

[CollegeDropout]

hahaha u ass hat,mines is to bang ur girk,if u have one

whats a girkdam i keep fucking up :oops:

lol its ok juan, help's only a call away

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c152/awdaddiction/ESL-1.jpg

[AWD 4TW]

hahaha u ass hat,mines is to bang ur girk,if u have one

whats a girkdam i keep fucking up :oops:

Damn*, sorry i had to.

[adictedtoboost]

fette is the real drift king

[DSMmaniac_Big_O]

:lol: Another classic thread in the making....

[Big Block DSM]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/555RS/joepwned-1.jpg the first thing that i start thinking was that jr got this hands on someone car

[Greg97GSX]

Joe, sorry with what happened to the Lex, but glad you're ok!! Cars can always be replaced.


To the thread starters, that's some fucked up shit, posting pics of a crashed car like that.

[CollegeDropout]

your right greg, we need more pics like that text you sent me the other day instead :lol:

[CHRIS]

good.

[BP95GSX]

That's not funny or a joke in anyway. :cry: If that happened to me and say Anthony or Freddy or Chris or any of my close freinds made some BS post like this, I'd make sure NEVER to talk with them again. Why would the thread starter use my name in the thing too? To the guy who made tho post saying Joe fucked it up more than Nouri, you're lucky I can look past that. If I had no conscience this would get ugly very fast, and it would not end at this forum. I suggest this thread be removed. I'm insulted myself on Joe's behalf. Some pathetic people in this world...

[gtluke]

lol if nouri had a conscience.

[DrSmile]

Moved because Nouri is the sensitive type.

[ironhurts]

this is gonna get ugly...

[Utah Joe]

I dont know, how many people have smacked up their cars now and we have had some fun with it? I dont remember Junior wigging out when the term junior'ed was coined.

[CollegeDropout]

yea seriously, you guys ripped on me 10x worse when i crashed my eclipse but i didnt take offense to any of it. this wasnt supposed to turn into a shit talk thread. joe knows we're kidding anyway, we're all friends and if we knew that he wouldnt take it the right way then we wouldnt have made it at all. we were joking about this the other night and he was laughing it off as he should be, this kinda stuff happens to everyone. im sure we've all been in some sort of accident that was our fault, hell ive been in 3 and taken crap for it each time, joes a crashing newbie. and for the record it wasnt me who made the picture with nouri's name in it.

[BP95GSX]

this is gonna get ugly... No it's not. There's just some retarded people out there. I dont think it's funny or making a post to laugh at Joe even if he knows you're joking. Luke loves to try and push my buttons. You're a funny little guy Luke. lol.

[Utah Joe]

^Exactly, you guys better have a sense of humor after all of woodchippers, guiderails, and other cars you have destroyed. :lol:

So now that the cuntyness is over, lets get back to the fun.

[twizzle]

:x 1000$ in tickets too. just had washed the car. only driving it because my mom needed the altima, so i put gas in it, was driving up to my friends house, kicked out at 50, around a turn. thats what got me, counter-steered but because it weights 70000lbs, it slid like it was on ice. (roads were dry but salty as hell). utah joe you might know exactly where this is, its on glen road going towards sparta from jefferson, right after that mount paul entrance on the left, there is a left turn, then another uphill sharper left turn. i slid before the second one, went about 100ft in the other lane, head on into the guardrail probably around 50mph, spun around and smack the rear, then landed into the other lane again. no inspection, failure to maintain right, and careless driving. i love how its my dad's money because i'm paying off the entire thing myself. anyways, yeh...just gotta get a few g's up and i'll have an identical pristine pearl white sc400 (no swap planned). after that it's buy built dsm's and part them till i make enough money to do something i want. and besides, this happened over a week ago, and i predicted tilli would be the one to post this. no suprise to me. let whatever shit talking happen, i won't care in a year when i'm rockin something faster and sexier.

[twizzle]

oh and chris, what the fuck does WEED mean? i definetly wasn't high if thats what it implies.

[twizzle]

a few more things...yes i wanted to get an evo, but that was a week before this happened. and for this very reason, i feared i would somehow get into an accident with this salt and shit. i haven't even been driving the vehicle, but i had no choice and consequently, this happened. also, since nothing but the radiator and shell are fucked, i can probably make 15g's on whats still there, all at low used prices. wasn't just a motor and a shell. (good thing about supra parts). it's not even worth calling insurance, i'd end up losing money on it.

[MikeL]

yea seriously, you guys ripped on me 10x worse when i crashed my eclipse but i didnt take offense to any of it. this wasnt supposed to turn into a shit talk thread. joe knows we're kidding anyway, we're all friends and if we knew that he wouldnt take it the right way then we wouldnt have made it at all. we were joking about this the other night and he was laughing it off as he should be, this kinda stuff happens to everyone. im sure we've all been in some sort of accident that was our fault, hell ive been in 3 and taken crap for it each time, joes a crashing newbie. and for the record it wasnt me who made the picture with nouri's name in it.

You crashed into a woodchipper, that just leaves itself wide open.

[AWD 4TW]

i predicted tilli would be the one to post this. no suprise to me.


:x 1000$ in tickets too.

We obviously don't get along that great but seriously how the FUCK did they give you a grand in tickets for this thats some serious bullshit. I hit a tahoe in jeep along doing 70 on Berkshire valley and all i got was one careless driving, and that was way more serious than what you did.

[AWD 4TW]

You crashed into a woodchipper, that just leaves itself wide open.

Everything he does leaves it wide open.

[Greg97GSX]

You crashed into a woodchipper, that just leaves itself wide open.

Everything he does leaves it wide open.

Now that's just disgusting!!

[Utah Joe]

Jesus christ, between twizzle, AWD 4tw, and Mark, all living in my naborhood, I'm staying the fuck off the sidewalk.

:lol:

[twizzle]

i predicted tilli would be the one to post this. no suprise to me.


:x 1000$ in tickets too.

We obviously don't get along that great but seriously how the FUCK did they give you a grand in tickets for this thats some serious bullshit. I hit a tahoe in jeep along doing 70 on Berkshire valley and all i got was one careless driving, and that was way more serious than what you did.

one word....sparta.

[AWD 4TW]

Jesus christ, between twizzle, AWD 4tw, and Mark, all living in my naborhood, I'm staying the fuck off the sidewalk.

:lol:

Be afraid be very afraid haha.

[CollegeDropout]

oh and chris, what the fuck does WEED mean? i definetly wasn't high if thats what it implies.

i didnt make that one, only ones i did was the 2jz no shit one, and the one about my fender. oh and the osama one :P

[CollegeDropout]

You crashed into a woodchipper, that just leaves itself wide open.

yea its scary when you think about the people that trust me with driving their ferraris and bentleys at work :lol:

[AWD 4TW]

That's not funny or a joke in anyway. :cry: If that happened to me and say Anthony or Freddy or Chris or any of my close freinds made some BS post like this, I'd make sure NEVER to talk with them again. Why would the thread starter use my name in the thing too? To the guy who made tho post saying Joe fucked it up more than Nouri, you're lucky I can look past that. If I had no conscience this would get ugly very fast, and it would not end at this forum. I suggest this thread be removed. I'm insulted myself on Joe's behalf. Some pathetic people in this world...

Im not the one threating people over the internet, if Joe was that pist he could just ask us to take them down. Everyone on this forum knows the whole nouri/fett/sc300 saga, its nothing new. Besides me and chris are just assholes anyway, this is a well known fact.

[AWD 4TW]

You crashed into a woodchipper, that just leaves itself wide open.

yea its scary when you think about the people that trust me with driving their ferraris and bentleys at work :lol:

I wouldnt trust you to park a pinto. :D

[CHRIS]

Im not the one threating people over the internet, if Joe was that pist he could just ask us to take them down. Everyone on this forum knows the whole nouri/fett/sc300 saga, its nothing new. Besides me and chris are just assholes anyway, this is a well known fact.

how about this....

Please take down the Nouri picture. I'm asking you. and i dont have a vested interest on this forum. I hope you can read between the lines.

[BigT]

I cant stress how much tires are important during this time of year for us. My awd car was slipping and sliding with just 1inch of snow we got up here. The first thing i did was look for tires because with worse snow, i wouldnt have been able to drive the car. Thank god nate had a good set for cheap. Maybe this is a lesson learned for others?

Sorry about the car, twiz, and good luck.

[AWD 4TW]

Im not the one threating people over the internet, if Joe was that pist he could just ask us to take them down. Everyone on this forum knows the whole nouri/fett/sc300 saga, its nothing new. Besides me and chris are just assholes anyway, this is a well known fact.

how about this....

Please take down the Nouri picture. I'm asking you. and i dont have a vested interest on this forum. I hope you can read between the lines.

Has anyone actually looked at who posted what picture?

[CHRIS]

you said "ask us" so i went to you. convenience, laziness, its a non issue

[Monger]

of course its everyone else's fault....the salt, the guy who sold him the car, the cops in sparta, guardrails jumping in front of the car....stop driving like a fuckin douchebag and maybe you can save a life. maybe your own, or at the very least save daddy from buying you a new car. I really dont understand, there are road courses, drag strips, rally crosses, autocrosses, etc. all over the place within reasonable distance. there's really no good excuse to get into car accidents with stationary objects. Someday you're going to hurt somebody...and this isn't directed to just the owner of this car either, its all of you jackasses. just a couple weeks ago all you retards were street racing in ledgewood. You can all go fuck yourselves and drive into a fuckin wall, I'm sure as shit not going to feel sorry for any of you. If you intend on driving like a retard, then pay the price.

[gtluke]

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[1gnasty]

you said "ask us" so i went to you. convenience, laziness, its a non issuehttp://www.gtluke.com/hsugh.gif

[iboostdoyou]

of course its everyone else's fault....the salt, the guy who sold him the car, the cops in sparta, guardrails jumping in front of the car....stop driving like a fuckin douchebag and maybe you can save a life. maybe your own, or at the very least save daddy from buying you a new car. I really dont understand, there are road courses, drag strips, rally crosses, autocrosses, etc. all over the place within reasonable distance. there's really no good excuse to get into car accidents with stationary objects. Someday you're going to hurt somebody...and this isn't directed to just the owner of this car either, its all of you jackasses. just a couple weeks ago all you retards were street racing in ledgewood. You can all go fuck yourselves and drive into a fuckin wall, I'm sure as shit not going to feel sorry for any of you. If you intend on driving like a retard, then pay the price.

Amen brotha

and the $1000 in tickets was probably achieved partially by the hefty fine for not having a valid inspection sticker... if I remember correctly its not exactly a cheap one.

[CollegeDropout]

how about this....

Please take down the Nouri picture. I'm asking you. and i dont have a vested interest on this forum. I hope you can read between the lines.

you're asking the wrong person, its smack talk, a mod needs to take it down.

[BP95GSX]

I said delete this entire BS thread.

[AWD 4TW]

You can all go fuck yourselves and drive into a fuckin wall, I'm sure as shit not going to feel sorry for any of you. If you intend on driving like a retard, then pay the price.


I agree with you, all you sandy vagina can go DIAF, this is smack talk. You don't like it don't fucking read it bitches.

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[gvr4737]

I liked the fonze joke ...

i took that pic right after i got back from getting my haircute.. i obviously don't style it like that , Its just funny how the babe cutting my hair styled it soo i decided itd be a nice attention grabber via myspace... almost like a girl wearing booty shorts or a short skirt..

but Im way sexier


anyway... that turn on glen road sucks.. its the same spot i spun my G20 out doing like 3 donuts in like an inch of snow

[twizzle]

of course its everyone else's fault....the salt, the guy who sold him the car, the cops in sparta, guardrails jumping in front of the car....stop driving like a fuckin douchebag and maybe you can save a life. maybe your own, or at the very least save daddy from buying you a new car. I really dont understand, there are road courses, drag strips, rally crosses, autocrosses, etc. all over the place within reasonable distance. there's really no good excuse to get into car accidents with stationary objects. Someday you're going to hurt somebody...and this isn't directed to just the owner of this car either, its all of you jackasses. just a couple weeks ago all you retards were street racing in ledgewood. You can all go fuck yourselves and drive into a fuckin wall, I'm sure as shit not going to feel sorry for any of you. If you intend on driving like a retard, then pay the price.
this got me. it happened because i slid in salt, i wasn't speeding so i wasn't expecting to just kick out all of a sudden. i wasn't driving like a fucking asshole. i'm paying this car in full. stop assuming anything monger, i don't need your shit. i never said the guardrail jumped in front of me, i slid out, and countersteered and luckily didn't hit a tree, if anything, the guardrail saved my life. i really don't fucking understand you man, i never crashed into anything but a curb in my life, and i get this. yeh i raced the other week, on a highway, with no one in front or to the side of me, on a straight road. i do go to the track, and i planned on autocross, as speeding is stupid and gets you nothing but tickets. so fuck you monger, have a nice day.

[Monger]

I call shenanigans, and I think you suck at driving. you should've let this pussy drive, he woulda done a better job

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/philthmonger/invisishift.jpg

[DrSmile]

AWWWW... but where are his driving shoes?

[AWD 4TW]

almost like a girl wearing booty shorts or a short skirt..

Pics or ban, i knew you would like the joke.

[Monger]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/philthmonger/2d0kzo4.jpg

[Big Block DSM]

I dont know, how many people have smacked up their cars now and we have had some fun with it? I dont remember Junior wigging out when the term junior'ed was coined.+1, sorry about the your car and glad you i ok

[twizzle]

atleast i didn't lose a toe :wink:

[Black99X]

Wow man does that suck!!! Twizzle- How old are you?

[MikeL]

of course its everyone else's fault....the salt, the guy who sold him the car, the cops in sparta, guardrails jumping in front of the car....stop driving like a fuckin douchebag and maybe you can save a life. maybe your own, or at the very least save daddy from buying you a new car. I really dont understand, there are road courses, drag strips, rally crosses, autocrosses, etc. all over the place within reasonable distance. there's really no good excuse to get into car accidents with stationary objects. Someday you're going to hurt somebody...and this isn't directed to just the owner of this car either, its all of you jackasses. just a couple weeks ago all you retards were street racing in ledgewood. You can all go fuck yourselves and drive into a fuckin wall, I'm sure as shit not going to feel sorry for any of you. If you intend on driving like a retard, then pay the price.
this got me. it happened because i slid in salt, i wasn't speeding so i wasn't expecting to just kick out all of a sudden. i wasn't driving like a fucking asshole. i'm paying this car in full. stop assuming anything monger, i don't need your shit. i never said the guardrail jumped in front of me, i slid out, and countersteered and luckily didn't hit a tree, if anything, the guardrail saved my life. i really don't fucking understand you man, i never crashed into anything but a curb in my life, and i get this. yeh i raced the other week, on a highway, with no one in front or to the side of me, on a straight road. i do go to the track, and i planned on autocross, as speeding is stupid and gets you nothing but tickets. so fuck you monger, have a nice day.


Either way, we've all driven like assholes at some point in our lives sometimes we get away with it, and sometimes we don't, maybe Monger's perspective is changed NOW after what he's gone through and is going to try and influence some others, but we were all told the same thing at some point and have chosen to ignore it.

[DSMmaniac_Big_O]

Mike not to question what you're saying. Or anybody for
that matter, but my issue is. Why do alot of people today
wait to get burned before we stop playing with fire?

If nobody ever drove like an asshole and acutally(dare I say)
followed the rules of the road along with local laws in place.
Would NJ's insurance rates be out the roof? Of course that's
not possible.
Which bring us to "well now that I've been through this"
"I can tell you from first hand experience" Bullshit. Just like
how Luke tells everybody get gear, because you're going down.
My point is why can't we just stop think about the
consequence's and repercussions of our actions.

This isn't direct toward what happen to Twizzle, but more
towards what Monger said.
stop driving like a fuckin douchebag and maybe you can save a lifehad to give my.02....

[NJGSX96]

And I think Monger's problem was with hitting stationary objects. If he had hit a moving car or person, he would have been cool with that and not cme down so hard. Otherwise, he is just "talking smack".

And what's up with a thread in smack talk having feel good tendencies? Bunch of pussy faggots.

[Monger]

atleast i didn't lose a toe :wink:

you're going to look real stupid when a cripple chops your toes off and shoves them down your fuckin throat. oh wait, you already have one foot in your mouth and one up your ass. HAHA just playin y'all, lets all go out and drive like retards!!! snow's comin! AND THEN....

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[AWD 4TW]

Did you just find out about the cat pictures?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/555RS/mostly.jpg

[Monger]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/philthmonger/voices.jpg

[T_K]

all the cat pics in the world

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/

[twizzle]

i think the more of an asshole you drive, the more you can expect to slide out or something. doing 5mph over the speedlimit in dry doesn't exactly qualify as driving like an asshole to me. but whatever, woohoo.

[Monger]

here's a video for you faggots who dont like pussy

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... =552936616 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=552936616)

[T_K]

Real ad aired in Europe I think.

[Diablooffire03]

Just wondering if anyone took pics of the shit load of salt on the road in the area you slid out that created the accident, maybe get you out of a careless driving ticket...? I would have took some pics for sure, just for the hell of it.

[rotorocker]

what the hell kind of ticket is failure to maintain right? ive never heard that one.

[Monger]

what the hell kind of ticket is failure to maintain right? ive never heard that one.

you can get that ticket if you're cruising on a multi lane highway in the fast lane, or if you decide you want to pretend you're a bloody englishman or a JDM Drift King and drive on the wrong side of the road :lol:

[DSMmaniac_Big_O]

Yeah, because I'm sure most of you are not aware.
It's the law in NJ to stay in the right lane and only pass on the left.
They kind of teach this in driver ed, but who
pays attention in that class :roll:

[DSMmaniac_Big_O]

Why is there no edit in smack talk?

[gtluke]

to leave proof of retardness

[CHRIS]

to leave proof of retardness

uh huh. yep yep what whaaaat

[90goldtsiawd]

to leave proof of retardness

uh huh. yep yep what whaaaat

Lemme guess, your still drunk from last night???

[rotorocker]

yeah, but if the cops had found him already crashed at a standstill, how are they to know or say that he was in the other lane? or is it just guessing by how the car hit?

[CollegeDropout]

joe has a history of getting tickets for things he really never did so it doesnt suprise me at all.

[AWD 4TW]

to leave proof of retardness

uh huh. yep yep what whaaaat

Lemme guess, your still drunk from last night???

Or just flat out retarted, i hope you can read between the lines. :twisted:

[CHRIS]

all of the above.

[twizzle]

Just wondering if anyone took pics of the shit load of salt on the road in the area you slid out that created the accident, maybe get you out of a careless driving ticket...? I would have took some pics for sure, just for the hell of it.
yep, took pics an hour after accident. i don't even care, sparta is gonna fuck me. they're relentless and so is the judge.


yeah, but if the cops had found him already crashed at a standstill, how are they to know or say that he was in the other lane? or is it just guessing by how the car hit?
cause i bounced off the guardrail and landed in the other lane and couldn't move the car. if you understood sparta, you'd be suprised i didn't get more tickets.
first question he asked me after the first cop got there: "What's this cooler thing on the front of your car"
Thats to cool air from turbo sir
"That didn't come stock on one of these cars, did it?"
"What you fail inspection for?"
"Are you OK?"

in that exact order....fucking jerks!

[CollegeDropout]

first question he asked me after the first cop got there: "What's this cooler thing on the front of your car"
Thats to cool air from turbo sir
"That didn't come stock on one of these cars, did it?"


hah, that sounds like when i got in my accident and i popped my hood to take the front bumper off so i could drive home. the cop looked in and saw my external wastegate on the mani, he asked me what it was but i knew he already knew or at least had an idea. i just said "i dont know" and that was it, lol

[Utah Joe]

About 10 years ago, I had a auto-meter tach with a shift light on the dash on my 1990 mustang. A trooper pulled me over and accused me of using a radar dectector. So I was like "where are you seeing a radar detector?" And he is pointing at my tach. I was like "holy fuck is this guy dumb." So he didn't belive me that it was a tach and was being real cunty with me. So I started the car and showed him the magic of how the tach moves when I revved the engine. Then he got pissed, since I pretty much proved that he was a fucking sped. Of course he wrote me a ticket, but it was for like 8 over and I got it knocked down to 0 points. What a douche.